June 2002
Coming out for Harvard
Elite colleges like applicants to take advanced courses, compete in sports
and chalk up extra-curriculars. So they do. Elite colleges like to see community
service. So every student who ever smiled at a homeless man presents himself
as a dedicated volunteer. Now, according to Josh Marshall, CNN is working
on a story saying that Harvard and other universities are favoring students
who've come
out as gay -- or say they have on their applications. Marshall quotes
a CNN memo:
Forget winning the science
fair or being an all-state pole vaulter or, well, getting straight A's
-- not being straight's now worth a lot too, when it comes to looking
good to the college of your choice. Harvard and other universities around
the country now are factoring in gayness as an enhancement to a college
application...thinking having confronted one's sexual orientation at
a young age shows independence - and builds character and leadership
potential -
This doesn't mean honor students
will have to go gay to go to Harvard. They'll lie. Is Harvard going to
check?
One of my daughter's classmates
clinched a a perfect 800 on the SAT II composition exam with an essay
about the courage it took for him to declare his homosexuality. He wasn't
gay. He was ahead of the curve.
A pro-gay policy in admissions
will fill the Ivies with deceitful heterosexuals. -- 6/5
Na-na-na-ing for the queen
It's a good thing my daughter
is coming home from Oxford next week. She's going native. Here's her Jubilee
report:
London was PACKED with tourists,
and there were British flags and hats and everything everywhere. I think
at least half of it was for the World Cup, but the spirit was still
wonderful and infectious. Yesterday, as I was waiting at the bus stop
on our way to Hyde Park with my Davis friend Leanne and a few of her
friends, we saw a couple of motorcycles pass us on the street, followed
by a black car. The man in the car waved to us as he passed. A familiar-looking
man. We all turned to each other and said at the same time, "Was
that...?" and then we realized that YES, it was PRINCE CHARLES!
Prince Charles waved at me!!!!! Mom, I know you're jealous. One of the
girls said she saw Harry, too, but I didn't.
I couldn't believe how little security he had, or that the
queen had later. When I asked a Brit about it, she said, "Well,
who would want to hurt the royal family? We love the royal family."
That really got to me, especially later when we gathered in Hyde Park
to hear the Jubilee concert. Did you see on TV that a million people
surrounded Buckingham Palace to watch the concert on the screens they
had set up? Yeah, I was one of them. It was so amazing. I had originally
thought this Jubilee stuff was kind of dumb, but it was so fun to be
a part of it all. I bought a British flag and waved it mightily as the
entire crowd sang "God Save the Queen." I tried not to sing
"My Country Tis Of Thee" along with them.
It seemed like every living British rock star sang, from Eric Clapton
to Ozzy Osbourne to Elton John. Brian Wilson sang as an "American
Ambassador," and Leanne and her friend Carly and I sang aloud loudly
to "Wish they
all could be California girls." Queen (minus the dead lead singer)
sang "We are the Champions," which was probably the biggest
hit of the night, as the England World Cup fans, proud of their team
though they only managed to tie Sweden the previous day, screamed along
and waved their flags. Then, finally, Paul McCartney came out, and led
everyone in "Hey Jude" and "All You Need is Love."
I can't tell you how magical it was to be na-na-na-ing with one million
people, young and old, from all parts of the world. Every single person
knew the words, and I wondered if there will ever again be a musical
group to reach as many people as the Beatles have.
Then, after the queen came out to light the final ceremonial flare,
and we all gave her three cheers, fireworks lit up the sky. I'm telling
you, I finally get the reason for the monarchy. Nothing in America inspires
this much devotion. -- 6/5
Birds, bees and parents
Parents want schools to teach just about every aspect of sex
ed, reports the Los Angeles Times. Condoms, contraceptives, emotions,
values, you name it. Well, sure, writes Jeff Sackmann. Parents typically
want
schools to do everything. But some jobs belong to Mom and Dad. Or,
families being what they are, Mom. Jeff writes a pretty good letter that
could be sent home to parents urging them to talk about sex with their
children before they have grandchildren. -- 6/5
Old -- that is, elderly
-- PC
Stan Freberg's "Elderly
Man River" shows fit-for-the-kiddies censorship is nothing new.
Thanks to Ken Summers for the link.
Ted Alper says rewriting literature
for a test is no big deal, though it looks silly to change "fat"
to "heavy." The point is to avoid content that would distract
some students based on their background. Kim Swygert, a testing expert,
agrees.
Well, if anything that refers
to ethnicity is distracting, don't choose a passage by Isaac Bashevis
Singer. Once you take the Jewish ethnicity out of Singer, nothing is left.
The writing can't possibly be comprehensible. -- 6/5
Vocational blahs
In Fritz Schranck's school district,
students are rejecting
vocational training, even with the prospect of high-paying jobs.
For some reason, teenagers
in this area seem to have little or no interest in learning how to be
a plumber, carpenter, electrician, or similarly skilled worker, no matter
what the marketplace says about the current high value of these jobs.
The local school superintendent gave me an example. A tool and die company
owner tried to develop an internship program with the local vo-tech,
combining classroom experience with work in his busy shop. The first
year pay was to be $12 per hour, rising to $26 per hour when the students
completed the program.
There were no takers. -- 6/5
Homecoming peasants
Tim Taylor, an old friend and former colleague, responds to the vanishing
valedictorians post:
If schools are going
to eliminate academic rankings, I hope they have the consistency to
eliminate athletic rankings, too. No judging some students as better
athletes than others and creating special teams for them. No "most
valuable players." For that matter, no homecoming king and queen.
No school plays with starring roles. No solos in the band or chorus.
Why should academic outcomes be the only place without rankings? --
6/5
Fun fruit
In regard to the Royal Marine's comment on ancient Greek philosophy,
Ben Sheriff says the complete saying, attributed to both Arabs and
Greeks, is: "A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure, a melon for ecstasy."
And Steve Quick says quite
a few U.S. Marines are educated, openminded and conversant with Greek
philosophy. -- 6/5
Hey, Marine!
Many warbloggers are chuckling over this story of British Marines
fighting
off the sexual advances of Afghan farmers with painted toenails and
wandering hands. But how many have noted the erudition of a Marine named
James Fletcher.
"We were pretty
shocked," Marine Fletcher said. "We discovered from the Afghan
soldiers we had with us that a lot of men in this country have the same
philosophy as ancient Greeks: 'a woman for babies, a man for pleasure'."
How many U.S. Marines -- or
U.S. college students -- could come up with this quote? -- 6/4
No scrubs
Mickey Kaus explains what's
wrong with a New York Times story arguing that limiting welfare benefits
discourages
marriage.
Maybe the process by which
welfare reform affects marriage is a long-term, multi-step, even dialectical
process. 1) The first step is that single moms no longer have to settle,
and no longer want to settle, for no-good men. (Cf. the 1999 song "No
Scrubs," by TLC. The newly-working post-1996 single moms would
be the "honeys with the money." The no-good men would be the
"scrubs.")
You don't usually get "dialectical
process" and rap lyrics in the same paragraph
Kaus thinks -- and I agree
-- that the real challenge is to get welfare dads into the workforce and
family life. -- 6/4
Hooked
Lisa Snell, education director of Reason Foundation, has started an edu-blog
called Education Weak. I told her it wouldn't take too much time. Hah!
It's like pushing drugs.
She
links to a funny column by Dan Bernstein on zero
tolerance for initials. -- 6/4
School choice grows in Minnesota
Eleven years ago,
when Minnesota passed the nation's first charter school law, one percent
of the state's students were enrolled in choice programs. Now that's up
to 17 percent, reports a new
study. Everyone is pleased with the results -- except for the teachers'
union. Charters enroll a significantly higher percentage of low-income,
minority, disabled and non-English-speaking children. Overall, charter
test scores are lower but rising rapidly. -- 6/4
School sex
Fifteen percent of students are sexually
abused by a teacher or school staffer at some point, estimates a professor
in the June issue of the American School Board Journal. That number seems
high to me, unless it includes leering. The horror example is an elementary
school counselor who turned out to be an ex-priest with a history of sexual
abuse allegations. But mostly it's men and teen-age girls. --
6/4
Good work
Harlan Sexton writes that educationists look down their noses at tradesmen.
If schools offered classes
that actually trained people to do real jobs and prepared them to keep
learning new things, I think that you'd have very little trouble motivating
lots of students that currently don't care at all, and you could shovel
enough math and science into the curriculum to put them well ahead of
most college graduates.
Doug Levene mentions a Wall
Street Journal column by Lee Gomes about going online to hire a programmer
as a day laborer. His rent-a-coder lives in India and works very, very
cheap. Gomes advises students not to plan on any job that can be done
online and outsourced to Bangladesh. Levene writes:
This seems like pretty
good advice to me. Carpenters and electricians may make out very well
in the world to come. Doctors and lawyers and other professionals who
need to be physically present with their paying customers may also do
well. Code-writers, data-inputters, number-crunchers, etc. - they may
see drastically reduced earnings. --
6/4
Why Stalin hated Hamlet
In light of New York's literature-gutting fiasco, George Byrd sent me
a link to a home-schooler's essay on censorship
of Shakespeare. I learned that Queen Elizabeth didn't like "Richard
II" and Stalin thought Hamlet was not the New Soviet Man.
John Dewey wrote: "Conflict
is the gadfly of thought. It stirs us to observation and memory. It instigates
to invention. Conflict shocks us out of sheeplike passivity, and sets
us at noting and contriving. . . . It is the sine qua non of reflection
and ingenuity."
Debbie La Fetra adds. "By
removing any potential for conflict, the "educators" removed
any real opportunity for thought!" -- 6/4
Too many number one students
On the vanishing valedictorian, Scott
Anderson writes:
The real danger to valedictorians
is their ubiquity, because of grade inflation. Our local high school,
Oak Park-River Forest High School in Illinois, had 19 valedictorians
in 2001. Can you imagine the pressure on any single teacher who
wants to maintain some traditional grade distinctions? -- 6/4
Lessons of failure
When
charter schools fail, they shut down. But the reasons are often financial
and organizational rather than educational, according to this Fresno Bee
story. One charter failed because its highly educated teachers couldn't
figure out the state teacher credentialing system. -- 6/3
Power from the people to
the union
After a defeat in the legislature, the California Teachers' Association
may go to the voters with an initiative
to force curriculum and textbook decisions into the collective bargaining
process and to require that California school spending per pupil equal
the national average. Polls say the public likes the idea of teacher involvement,
but I suspect it will be less popular when the word "union"
comes up. As for raising spending, voters want to spend more on schools
but may be wary of putting that in law in a tough budget year. -- 6/3
Innocents killed and saved
Most Israeli civilians killed by Palestinians between Sept. 30, 2000 and
May 7, 2002 were children
under the age of 15, writes Justin Weitz; women make up 25 percent of
the Israeli victims. By contrast, Palestinian sources report that 11.7
percent of Palestinians killed by Israelis were under 15 and 2.8 percent
were women (via Damian
Penny).
In other words, nine Israeli
women were murdered for every Palestinian woman, and five Israeli children
for every Palestinian child.
That doesn't count deaths since
May 7: A grandmother
and 18-month-old grandchild were blown
up in a park; three
teen-agers were shot playing basketball. But the guy who threw grenades
at a kindergarten
class didn't kill anyone.
Matt Welch links to the Los
Angeles Times series on civilian
deaths from U.S. bombing in Afghanistan. First, the Taliban inflated
or flat-out lied
about the civilian death toll; now indigent Afghans are filing dubious
claims in the hopes of compensation.
In his comments section, Welch
mentions claims that the U.S. campaign caused 20,000 "indirect"
deaths because people fled the fighting. This ignores the indirect benefits
to Afghan civilians, who were dying of hunger, disease and oppression
during the Taliban regime. In a Feb. 1 New York Times column, Nicholas
Kristof talked to U.N. relief agencies about the lives
that will be saved.
But now aid is pouring
in and lives are being saved on an enormous scale. Unicef, for example,
has vaccinated 734,000 children against measles over the last two months,
in a country where virtually no one had been vaccinated against the
disease in the previous 10 years. Because measles often led to death
in Afghanistan, the vaccination campaign will save at least 35,000 children's
lives each year. . . .
Heidi J. Larson of Unicef says that if all goes well, child and maternal
mortality rates will drop in half in Afghanistan over the next five
years. That would mean 112,000 fewer children and 7,500 fewer pregnant
women dying each year. . . .
Working from United Nations
figures, if Afghanistan eventually improves just to the wretched levels
of neighboring Pakistan, that would mean 115,000 fewer deaths a year
of children under the age of 5, along with 9,600 fewer women dying in
pregnancy each year.-- 6/3
Everyone's special
Valedictorians
are an endangered breed as high schools eliminate class rankings and honors
for the very top students. Ranking students by grade point average is
elitist, competitive and stressful for top students, say detractors.
The stress and competition
won't go away until Harvard, Yale and Stanford admit all applicants. As
for elitism, well, what's so awful about honoring students for academic
achievement? -- 6/3
The Generously Sized Alternatively
Valued Wolf Goes Vegan
Scott Norvell hits New
York's bowdlerized literature, and then gives more examples of rewriting
classics to fit current sensitivities.
I thought the "Four Little Pigs" rapprochement with the Wolf
was a parody. But it's not. -- 6/3
The Grapes of Annoyance
To meet "sensitivity review guidelines," New York's education
department rewrites
literary passages on its high school English exams. This New York
Times story (via Bob
Ballard) would be funny if it weren't so sad.
In a feat of literary
sleuth work, (Jeanne) Heifetz, the mother of a high school senior and
a weaver from Brooklyn, inspected 10 high school English exams from
the past three years and discovered that the vast majority of the passages
drawn from the works of Isaac Bashevis Singer, Anton Chekhov
and William Maxwell, among others had been sanitized of virtually
any reference to race, religion, ethnicity, sex, nudity, alcohol, even
the mildest profanity and just about anything that might offend someone
for some reason. Students had to write essays and answer questions based
on these doctored versions . . .
In an excerpt from the
work of Mr. Singer, for instance, all mention of Judaism is eliminated,
even though it is so much the essence of his writing. His reference
to "Most Jewish women" becomes "Most women" on the
Regents, and "even the Polish schools were closed" becomes
"even the schools were closed." Out entirely goes the line
"Jews are Jews and Gentiles are Gentiles." In a passage from
Annie Dillard's memoir, "An American Childhood," racial references
are edited out of a description of her childhood trips to a library
in the black section of town where she is almost the only white visitor,
even though the point of the passage is to emphasize race and the insights
she learned about blacks.
. . . In the Chekhov
story "The Upheaval," the exam takes out the portion in which
a wealthy woman looking for a missing brooch strip-searches all of the
house's staff members. Students are then asked to use the story to write
an essay on the meaning of human dignity.
In "Barrio Boy,"
a "skinny boy'' becomes "thin," while a "fat"
boy becomes "heavy.'' -- 6/2
Unz wins
Pressured by Latino legislators, California's school board considered
new rules allowing teachers -- not parents -- to request waivers to place
students in bilingual classrooms. Ron Unz protested the assault on the
voter-approved law, Proposition 227. He's won the day. The board's new
regulations
look a lot like the rules created by 227. -- 6/2
Miss Kathy protests
Furriners keep callin' W a "cowboy." What's so dadburn wrong
with cowboys,
asks Kathleen Parker.
But the real cowboy, the
genuine driver of cattle across lonely, death-around-every-corner prairies
and torrential rivers was the American heroic prototype -- strong, brave,
trustworthy, loyal, wise, resourceful, self-reliant and dutiful. Sort
of like a Boy Scout, except not as clean.
The cowboy spirit, which is alive and well in America and anathema to
the axis countries and others who hate us, is characterized by freedom;
that cliché that was born of good reason, rugged individualism.
The cowboy cherishes freedom above all else, as do most Americans. --
6/2
Blogsmart
Cathy Seipp gets weblogs.
-- 6/2
How does the song go?
Eric
Olsen has gone nuts on the Uncle John's Band issue. I did learn that
the crow is a trickster, which works with Debby's belief that the crow
is the smartest bird. (Not a high bar, but nonetheless.)
We sing in a baby boomers'
acappella group, not a chorus. -- 6/2
Learning and working
There are high-paying union jobs in Hollywood, writes Kate Coe. No
public school trains students to qualify. Private cooking schools are
making a fortune; public schools don't train students for high-end chef
jobs.
Bob Cavalli writes:
I am certain that plumbers,
carpenters, electricians, and other skilled tradesmen make better livings
than do I, a lowly editor for obscure trade publications (and are far
less bored). And most of them own their own businesses. Schools focus
on one thing...college prep, even for students who show talent for trades,
or who just don't have the intellectual wherewithal to cut in college.
They do a large number of their students a disservice.
By contrast, David McIntyre
argues that everyone should take college prep rather than vocational courses.
It
doesn't make sense to limit someone's opportunities at such a young
age . . . It's easier for a college grad to become a plumber than for
someone with a vocational education to become a professional . . . Vocational
ed signals acceptance of a class-stratified society without social mobility.
Actually, a real vocational
track wouldn't be a dummies' track. Skilled jobs require solid reading,
writing and math skills. In Silicon Valley, most would-be carpenters,
plumbers and electricians can't qualify for the union apprenticeship program
because they can't read well enough or do the math. They can go to community
college, but most get stuck in remedial classes there and drop out. Undemanding
classes prepare students for nothing. -- 6/1
All children can learn but
probably won't
A parent decodes edu-speak,
including phrases like "All children can learn" (some aren't),
"We have to improve our communications skills" (oops!) and "shared
decision-making" (We'll share the decision once we've made it).
As an aside, Daniel Wolff's
district spends $14,000 per student; teachers average $70,000 a year.
And they've got a failing middle school and the belief that the problem
is insufficient funding. -- 6/1
You get what you pay for
In "Better
Pay for Better Teaching," Bryan Hassel suggests changing the
way teachers are compensated. In particular, we need to pay more to teachers
who take on more difficult assignments or bring in-demand skills to the
classroom, and link pay to performance. Just like in the real world.
-- 6/1
It's not the test
Don't blame standardized
tests for failing schools, editorializes the Los Angeles Times, responding
to the LA school board's vote for "alternative assessments."
It is also unfair to lower
expectations for poor, minority children by suggesting they can't get
high scores. First-graders in Los Angeles public schools scored above
the national average last year. Thousands of children beat stereotypes
at schools like Bright Elementary, Martin Luther King Elementary and
Barrett Elementary, where standardized test scores are high and rising.
The educrats' response to testing
follows a pattern, blogs Jeff Sackmann. The
Dance of Denial ends with lower expectations and lower performance.
-- 6/1
Hot text
Protein
Wisdom gets extratextual with "Ten Apples Up on Top," which
turns out to be a Barthean exemplar of textual "pleasure" in
the post-grapheme space with a privileged ideological arc. And tail fins.
Meanwhile, on the "Uncle
John's Band'' question, Jackson Houser argues that one shouldn't worry
anymore because the hardest days are now over.
The danger of Easy Street
is complacency, of course, so there is no need to worry about the struggles
of the first days: one just needs to persevere.
Yes, but what about that danger
at my door?
George Byrd cites a plausible
explanation for why Quinn the Eskimo is named
Quinn.
Some Dylan-ologists believe
that a possible source for the title is Nicholas Ray's 1960 film 'The
Savage Innocents' in which Anthony Quinn plays an Eskimo.
This isn't just a blog about
education. It's educational. -- 6/1
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